Common Phrases
Yarn
I knit so I don’t kill people
I crochet so I don’t kill people
I weave so I don’t kill people
I spin so I don’t kill people
I quilt so I don’t kill people
Yarn is cheaper than therapy
Fabric is cheaper than therapy
Life’s too short to use cheap yarn
Eat sleep knit
Eat sleep crochet
Eat sleep quilt
Eat sleep spin
Knit fast die warm
Knit fast dye warm
Knitologist
Yarniholic
Fabriholic
I (heart) yarn
I (heart) fabric
I (heart) Fiber
(Heart) to knit
(Heart) to crochet
(Heart) to quilt
(Heart) to weave
I’d rather be knitting (crocheting)(quilting)(weaving)(spinning)(needlepionting)(crafting)(sewing)
I like big balls and I cannot lie
Knitting takes balls
Knotty hooker
I’m knotty
I like a good fingering
Knit happens
Warning! Warped weaver!
Spinning: because knitting just isn’t weird enough
Weaving: because knitting just isn’t weird enough
K2P2 for her pleasure
Shhh! I’m counting
Yarn snob
Yarn Diva
If I sits I knits
Bistitchual
Have you any Wool?
Will work for yarn (Fiber)(fabric)
Sheep (graphic)
Alpaca (graphic)
Bunny (graphic)
Yarn ball (graphic)
Latch hook (graphic)
No skein no gain
I’m sexy & I sew it
Yarrrrn! (Graphic)
(Peace)(heart)(yarn) graphic
I like a good fingering yarn
Snarky
Fuck off, I’m knitting (crocheting)(quilting)(weaving)(spinning)(needle pointing)(crafting)(sewing)(dying)
Knit ‘n bitch
Fuck ewe too!
Crafty bitch
Crafty as fuck
F-bomb (graphic)
Fandoms
Talk nerdy to me
Caffeine molecule (graphic)
May the Force (mass x acceleration) be with you
Doctor Who
Police Box (graphic)
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Dalek (graphic) Extermi-Knit!
K-9 (graphic)
Time lord script (graphic)
Nevertheless, she regenerated
Allons-y!
Game of Thrones
Winter is Coming knit faster!
I KNIT and I know things
I am the god (goddess) of knits and wine
Goddess of yarn and wine
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes silhouette (graphic)
I am SHER locked (graphic)
Shhh…I’m in my mind palace
Improbable truth quote
MoriarTea (graphic)
Harry Potter
Accio Yarn (coffee)(tea)
Master has knitted Dobby a sock!
Espresso Patronum
Ilvermorny
Hogwarts
House crest (Gryffindor)(Hufflepuff)(Ravenclaw)(Slytherin)
The yarn chooses the knitter
Muggle
Dark Mark (graphic)
Star Wars
May the Fleece be With you
I am one with the yarn, and the yarn is with me
A long time ago, in a yarn stash far, far, away
That’s no Moon! That’s my yarn stash!
Star Trek
Gen 1 graphic red, blue, or yellow
Knit long and prosper
Make it Sew
Outlander
Lallybroch Wool Co. (graphic)
Sassenach
Lady Broch Taurach
Je Suis Pret (graphic)
Frasier’s Ridge, NC (graphic)
A Malcom (graphic)
Lord of the Rings
Elvish Script
Prancing Pony (graphic)
Green Dragon Inn (graphic) (10oz only)
Not all those who wander are lost